FANDOM


Boomstick

Artwork of Boomstick.

Boomstick, who is known in real life as Chad James, is a presenter of Death Battle alongside Wiz. Being the "funny man" of the duo, he's usually the one providing the comedy relief and making (usually inappropriate) jokes, and noting how hot several of the female competitors are. He still does help with giving information on the fighters being a "Weapons Expert" of sorts. He's also started his own VS show, DBX.

Quotes

  • He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick. (starting of most episodes)
  • IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLE! (beginning every match)
  • HERE WE GOOO! (beginning every DBX exhibition)
  • Man, I'm going to totally name my first kid that. (on Akuma's Raging Demon)
  • Oh hey, look he can fingerpaint! (during Akuma's breakdown)
  • ...I'm sorry, what? I was distracted. (when distracted by Mai's outfit)
  • Man, that really would of helped to get that last beer all those times... probably still be married. (when discussing Link's hookshot)
  • That belt has pretty much everything, grappling hook, explosives, beer... maybe not that last one, but mine would. (when discussing Batman's Utility Belt)
  • Y'know, I always wanted to eat a Pokémon. What?! They look delicious! (after Pikachu vs Blanka, seeing Blanka eat Pikachu)
  • GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME! (when Battlecat is revealed to be half-tiger, half-dragon)
  • And he traded blows with Superman. You know, that one guy who can lift entire planets and maybe killed your favorite person ever. That one. (analysing He-Man)
  • Aww, we missed the cute kitty stage! SHUT UP, kittens are adorable! (during Lion-O's bio at He-Man vs Lion-O)
  • ...Which is perfect for when you're on the couch! Sword of Omens, give me snacks beyond snacks...and a beer! (When discussing the Sword of Omens' Tractor Beam)
  • I now know the way I want to die. (on Orchid's Heart Attack No Mercy)
  • Like a real man... fox. Fox-man! (Fox VS Bucky aftermath)
  • Ha ha, I get it! MILES PR OWER! Creativity like that is why Sega's still making consoles. (In response to Tails' real name)
  • Did a turtle get really drunk one night and then come across a tank and was like "Eh, I'll put my dick in that!" Then 9 months later the tank showed up at his door and was like "BOOM, this is yours." Then he raised it out of shame until one day it evolved and all the other turtles were like "THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!" So then they all started plowing tanks?! (about Blastoise)
  • And why can't my turtle do that? Some day, Mr. Snappy. Some day... (when Gamera flies)
  • I could survive a fall out of an airplane, but I wouldn't bet on it... unless you're doing it Wiz. You should totally try it. 5 bucks if you make it. (on Captain America surviving the fall from an airplane)
  • While cats are clearly inferior to dogs, I might make an exception with this one and take it home. (during Tigerzord's analysis)
  • I told him not to move! (when he asked Wiz to play that knife finger stabby game during Tigerzord's analysis)
  • Oh, I have an awesome giant Gundam that everyone needs to do awesome stuff. Poor me. (when Zechs feels weak.)
  • "AND DIARRHEA JOKE FOOT"?! HAHAHAHA! What does it do?! Kick people in the stomach so hard that he takes them to Brown Town? (after typing Joudan Sokutogeri on Google Translate)
  • Well my shirt is made up of "Boomstick-ium". See? I can make up alloys too, writers. (on Deathstroke's armor)
  • There's Mike Kirby, who singing talent is apparently so awful, everything that hears it dies. Like Wiz at karaoke night with the ladies. (on Kirby's Mike form while also poking fun at Wizard)
  • Well F-U-C-K SPACE, Y-O-U! I'M OUT! (When he was confused about the name of Guilty Gear's main villain "That Man")
  • I wanna fire seal, that'd be fuckin' sweet. Try and eat me now, orca whale. Fire seal! (on Sol Badguy's Fire Seal)
  • She knows when I've lied AND where I've been? Women should not have these powers. (on Toph's Seismic Sense)
  • So... does she like... now have a bad habit of pecking at food and shitting on peoples' cars? (on Samus Aran being infused with Chozo DNA)
  • Yeah, because we all know how many times you scare a bird in the parking lot and then it just curls up into a ball and zooms away! (after Wizard replies, "Bird DNA")
  • Fun fact: Every year following his escape, Boba Fett returns to the planet Tattooine just to shoot the Sarlacc. In his spaceship. From orbit. He's learned his lesson, he's staying as far away from that shit as he possibly can. (on Boba Fett falling into the Sarlacc Pit)
  • Yeah, when one gains the power of flying-ness? Duh. (after Wizard is puzzled by the phrase "fly-ier" to describe Night Terror, the ultimate form of Nightmare)
  • What kind of person could possibly be the arch-nemesis to someone like him? You'd have to be a god made of magic kryptonite...(on Superman's arch-nemesis)
  • But most diabolical of all, when no one was looking Lex Luthor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes Wiz! That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible. (on Lex Luthor taking 40 cakes in a DC comics dictionary)
  • Wiz, if that ever happens to me do me a solid and kill yourself in front of me so that my dream of outliving you is complete! (on Lex refusing Superman's help, even when he's in a critical situation.)
  • And he can always use telekinesis to lift people up and choke the ever living hell out of them, a power that would come in handy if you ever had to deal with an annoying co-host. (on Darth Vader's Force Choke)
  • Got it in poultry science, specializing in the frying.
  • Ow, my childhood.... (after Tigerzord VS Gundam Epyon and Pokémon VS Digimon)
  • You know, we're gonna be saying 'fire' a lot this episode... (on Natsu VS Ace)
  • Hoho! It's just like Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots, only I don't think his head's gettin' reattached. (after Balrog VS TJ Combo)

Post-Match Puns

Personality

Boomstick is a stereotypical red-neck, constantly talking about guns, booze and women. He is shown to be easily tricked if he thinks he can get a super power, like when Wiz tricked him into eating fire so he could get fire powers like Natsu.

Trivia

  • Boomstick has mentioned many times that he has an ex-wife and constantly makes fun of her weight.
  • He has also mentioned that he could or could not have a pirate father who is a zombie at this point. This was clued when Wizard referenced Ivy Valentine's relationship to Cervantes.
  • He believes that Link is a fairy and that Blastoise is the offspring of drunk turtles and tanks.
  • Boomstick seems to really like dinosaurs and thinks kittens are adorable.
  • In Yoshi VS Riptor, Boomstick seems to have a pink car with flame detailing on it.
  • He has expressed sadness when characters he likes loses, such as Mike Haggar, Charizard, and the Tigerzord.
  • He openly had no faith in Michelangelo and called Venusaur ugly.
  • He hates tween popstars more than anything.
  • When he and Wiz were asked "If the combatant dies, can they ever come back?", Boomstick replies: "Uh, sure. Why not? We have the power to do anything". With Batman, Charizard, Shadow and Wonder Woman returning despite their losses, it turns out to be true.
  • In Godzilla VS Gamera, it's mentioned that Boomstick has a pet turtle named Mr. Snappy. He wonders why his turtle can't fly like Gamera, but hopes that it will someday.
  • In Tigerzord VS Gundam Epyon, Boomstick claims that nothing is cooler than giant fighting robots, he also claims that "cats are clearly inferior to dogs", but immediately afterwards claims that he would make an exception for Tigerzord.
  • In Screwattack's Top 10 Boomsticks with Death Battle's Boomstick Boomstick reveals that the Super Shotgun from Doom 2 is the same one he uses as his right leg. He also said he had 13 stepfathers and a sister.
  • He actually has a PHD in Poultry Science, specializing in frying.
  • His grandma is voiced by Barbara Dunkelman.
  • He claims to know some literature. The parts about killing, anyway.
  • He apparently has a child, as he "pays" child support.
  • When Wiz mentioned Aerith's death, Boomstick become very emotional and wanted Wiz to not bring it up.
  • Out of all of Agumon's forms, he mentioned that MetalGreymon was his favorite, because it has a cybernetic arm and fires nuclear missiles.
  • Boomstick has stated that his favorite instruments are cannons.
  • His first words were apparently "BEER NOW!!"
  • It's hinted by Evil Craig that Boomstick is his father.
  • In Meta VS Carolina, it is heavily implied that Boomstick's mysterious father is Sarge.
    • In regards to the second bullet, Sarge has been portrayed as a pirate in Caboose's mind, and has almost died early on in the series (a zombie). This is most likely coincidental, however the connection is there.
  • He's invaded, and burned down Wiz's lab, supposedly by accident.
  • Boomstick has difficulty pronouncing "Tatsumaki Senpukyaku." Wiz corrects him everytime.
  • He has a baby cannon which he modified from a cat launcher.
  • He is the World's Best Shotgun Woodcarver due to his competition dying.
  • He relates Haki to Neapolitan ice cream, with Kenbunshoku (enhanced awareness) and Busoshoku (soul armor) as vanilla and chocolate, respectively.
  • Boomstick has a tattoo of a beer bottle with a shotgun cross in the background on his butt which Boomstick believes to be a cutie mark.
  • Boomstick has implied that he made a deal with Satan.
  • He has attempted to gain powers by eating eels like Blanka and fire like Natsu. He also electrocuted himself trying to get electrical powers ... twice.
  • His waifus include Morrigan (Darkstalkers), Rapunzel (Tangled), Marge Simpson (The Simpsons) and Bayonetta (...)
  • According to Wiz, Boomstck "mourned" his divorce by getting drunk and setting off fireworks at his house.
  • Boomstick's granddad would go out and kill chickens, until the chickens got him. So, every year on the anniversary of his death, Boomstick sanctimoniously slaughters chickens and eats them in the name of vengeance and dinner.
  • Boomstick is particularly knowledgeable about the amount of pressure exerted by a constricting snake, as revealed in Thor VS Wonder Woman.
  • His shotgun leg does not permit him to park in handicapped spaces.
  • His mother seems to have been killed by a ghost who lived in their barn and whom she hated.
  • He "buys" 3% of the world's alcohol.
  • It's confirmed by the Screwattack crew that, should DEATH BATTLE ever reach its final episode, the last battle will be a one-on-one match between Wiz and Boomstick.

Ad blocker interference detected!


Wikia is a free-to-use site that makes money from advertising. We have a modified experience for viewers using ad blockers

Wikia is not accessible if you’ve made further modifications. Remove the custom ad blocker rule(s) and the page will load as expected.