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Scrooge McDuck VS Shovel Knight is the 73rd episode of Death Battle, featuring Scrooge McDuck from the Mickey Mouse and DuckTales series and Shovel Knight from the Shovel Knight series in a battle between pogo-hopping treasure-collecting adventurers.
Interlude
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Wiz: Some people adventure for wealth. For others, the wealth is in the adventure.
Boomstick: Either way, you'll be successful if you can bounce off your enemies' heads.
Wiz: Like Scrooge McDuck, the wealthiest waterfowl to ever live.
Boomstick: And Shovel Knight, a shining example of the code of shovelry. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Scrooge McDuck
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Wiz: In 1867, Scrooge McDuck was born to a poor family in Glasgow, Scotland. He grew up a relatively normal duckling, until his 10th birthday.
Boomstick: Scrooge's father took him to see the remains of the old McDuck Clan castle. See, their family wasn't always super poor, and Scrooge was inspired by the sight of their former glory. So the next day, he got a job and earned his first money ever: a dime.
Wiz: Problem was, it was an American dime and Scrooge was in Scotland. Naturally feeling pretty cheated, Scrooge swore he'd build his fortune by being, I quote, "tougher than the toughies and sharper than the sharpies."
Boomstick: So, he hopped over to America to start his quest for wealth, and judging by his money vault today, where he literally swims in gold, I'd say he did a pretty effin' good job.
Wiz: No obstacle is too difficult to keep him from fortune. By my estimations, his entire net worth today rests around 300 quadrillion dollars.
Boomstick: Rich as he is, he's gotta defend his treasure trove somehow. So, this wealthy waterfowl's got more guns than I do! Not to mention the trusty cannons he has hidden around his manor. Ha ha, nothin' like some old fashioned artillery for home defense!
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African Mines - DuckTales: Remastered by Jake Kaufman
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Wiz: Scrooge also has a number of unorthodox high-tech firearms.
Boomstick: Or as normal people call them, laser guns! My favorite is the one that can shoot through solid-steel titanium; it's called the Burglar Stunner, but I'm pretty sure that'll do a hell of a lot more than stun you.
Wiz: Well, my favorite would be Scrooge's Neutra-Friction and Anti-Inertia Rays. By removing a target's natural friction and inertia, these guns can turn a foe so slippery they can't grip anything, or take away all momentum from that foe's movement and weight. Without friction, a person will slide miles upon miles with no hope of stopping themselves. Without inertia, a cannonball will have even less impact than falling leaves, though it is important to note that these guns do not effect personal gravity.
Boomstick: Uh, yeah, science and stuff. Though, if I were him, I'd prefer the feel of one of his rifles or swords.
Wiz: Or his signature sidearm, his trusty cane.
Boomstick: What's so special about a dusty old cane, you ask? Well, just look at the old quack go! Not every duck can turn their cane into both a club and a pogo stick.
Wiz: Even when he's unarmed, Scrooge's thirst for wealth has pushed his body past many preconceived limits. He possesses incredible strength, speed, and durability.
Boomstick: Not to mention, the dude's got some serious huevos! One time, when he was stuck in the savannah, he walked right up to a lion, beat it in a roaring match, and then just rode it all the way to town.
Wiz: He's also a surprisingly skilled marksman.
Boomstick: Like some sort of gun-toting Mr. Miyagi, he can shoot flies out of the air with perfect precision.
Wiz: And he's no slouch with a blade. Apparently, Buffalo Bill taught him how to knife fight in... um... "injun style"... (clears his throat) And now's a great time to remind you that Scrooge is pretty old; it was a different time.
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Boss Battle - DuckTales: Remastered by Jake Kaufman
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Boomstick: Ah, racism aside, it takes a lot to put this mighty mallard down. He's survived the Titanic sinking, being frozen solid in the Yukon, fighting hordes of wild animals, and taking a cannon shot to the face, before being dragged through a mine field. He's even survived a trip to the literal center of the Earth, which, if you've forgotten, is pretty much super lava.
Wiz: That's putting it mildly; the Earth's core is estimated to be well over 9,000°F.
Boomstick: More than hot enough to cook your goose.
Wiz: He's outrun a cheetah, which can reach 75 miles per hour. He's stopped a charging water buffalo, which can weigh up to 2,600 pounds.
Boomstick: And did you ever hear that legend where George Washington threw a silver dollar across the Potomac River? Well, Scrooge can do that, too, and he even caught the coin on the other side, because Scrooge isn't going to waste a single dollar.
Wiz: Seems pretty impressive, but Scrooge has some massively problematic flaws, least of all is his age; he's 150 years old. That won't do him any favors in a fight.
Boomstick: And why can't he fly? I mean, he's a duck! With his own private plane, and he has human teeth and... man, they really should just hire a poultry scientist at Disney. Ooh, I'll send my résumé!
Wiz: Well, more importantly would be his overpowering greed; he can often lose sight of his goals, or explode into an uncontrollable rage if someone threatens his wealth.
Boomstick: He is pretty selfish, and has a one-track mind. I don't know if the uncontrollable rage part, though, is such a bad thing.
Wiz: Certainly not in some situations, like the time Soapy Slick tried to rip Scrooge off, steal his property, and humiliate him by chaining him to a steamboat and making fun of his letters from home, including one informing Scrooge of his mother's passing.
Boomstick: That's more than enough to piss Scrooge off, so much that he literally tore the entire boat apart with his bare hands, er, wings. Holy damn, that's some real fowl strength.
Wiz: Just goes to show that nothing can stand between Scrooge and his wealth.
We see a young Scrooge retrieving a sack of money under a rock in a snowy forest, when a wolf comes up, growling.
Scrooge: I don't know which was wilder in those days, the wolves, or me.
Scrooge growls back louder, the wolf whimpers and slinks off.
Shovel Knight
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Main Theme - Shovel Knight by Jake Kaufman
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Wiz: A long time ago, the world was wild, and adventurers roamed the land. The most famous of whom were partners Shield Knight and Shovel Knight.
Boomstick: You can tell how good they are by the giant piles of loot behind 'em!
Wiz: Shovel Knight and Shield Knight traveled together and they were the stuff of legend! That is, until the Tower of Fate.
Boomstick: Once inside, a cursed amulet knocked Shovel Knight out cold. When he woke up, Shield Knight was gone and the tower was sealed shut, and boy, did that bum him out. So, like all depressed heroes, he abandoned everything and went to the wilderness to do a bunch of farming and most likely drinking.
Wiz: Soon after he "retired", an evil woman called the Enchantress took power, along with a group of villainous knights known as the Order of No Quarter. Heh, get it? That's funny. So maybe retiring wasn't the most responsible idea.
Boomstick: Man's gotta mourn, Wiz. Man's gotta mourn.
Wiz: You mean like when you took a week off to "mourn" after your divorce? Because I'm pretty sure all you did was get drunk and shoot fireworks at my house.
Boomstick: Ah, yeah. Man, that was a real good mourn. Well anyway, Shovel Knight's break didn't last long. After the Enchantress and her knights took hold of the land, the Tower of Fate was unsealed. Knowing it was his only chance to find out what happened to Shield Knight, he dug back into action, and with him he took his mightiest weapon... a-a shovel.
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The Adventure Awaits - Shovel knight by Jake Kaufman
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Wiz: Don't sell it short; it's not just any shovel. It's a Shovel Blade. And thanks to its surprisingly versatile nature, it can slash through anything, from rats to—
Boomstick: Holy crap! Did he just kill a DRAGON with that thing?!
Wiz: Yes, he did.
Boomstick: That reminds me of the time I made my own weapon out of a yard tool. (sighs) I miss my rake-blade. Everyone got really confused and offended whenever I yelled my catchphrase: "PREPARE TO GET RAKED!" So, I just stopped using it.
Wiz: Oh... Oh-OHHHHHHHH... Probably smart. Well, thanks to the Shovel Blade's unique attributes, Shovel Knight has a repertoire of deadly attacks, his signature being the Shovel Drop.
Boomstick: This deadly downward drop allows him to dig into his enemies, pogo stick style. Now, where have I see that before?
Wiz: He also has a charge attack that, when unleashed, does massive damage, and can even penetrate armor. If his enemy is more than a scoop's reach away, he can penetrate the Earth to fire a dangerous spark that travels along the ground.
Boomstick: Know what else it's good for? Digging up all that sweet, sweet treasure.
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The Spin Controller - Shovel knight by Jake Kaufman
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Wiz: But the Shovel Blade is far from his only weapon. Throughout his journey, Shovel Knight has acquired many magical relics, which are quite handy in battle, though they do require access to a limited supply of magic to use.
Boomstick: He can set stuff on fire with the Flare Wand, or punch through compact dirt with the Dust Knuckles.
Wiz: He can also take the wind out of his enemies with the Throwing Anchor, or fly a short distance with the Propeller Dagger.
Boomstick: If Shovel Knight needs to kill bad guys in those hard-to-reach spaces, he has his trusty Chaos Orb, which acts like a bouncy ball of doom.
Wiz: He also possesses the Mobile Gear, a mechanism which allows him to traverse dangerous terrain such as spikes and small gaps with ease.
Boomstick: Ah, Mobile Gear... but my favorite relic is the War Horn, which is kinda like the Horn of Gondor, but it makes people explode!
Wiz: Shovel Knight carries a few defensive relics as well.
Boomstick: Yeah, like those sweet fish goblets.
Wiz: You mean the Troupple Chalices. These special liquid receptacles can carry Ichors, substances which, when drunk, provide certain benefits to Shovel Knight, most notably the Ichor of Renewal, which fully restores his health and magic.
Boomstick: And how do you get such a useful liquid? From a bunch of fish that perform an interpretive dance and spit in your cup. It's dinner and a show!
Wiz: Last, but not least is the Phase Locket; this relic allows Shovel Knight to pass through his enemies, and even grants him temporary invincibility while under its effect.
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The Stalwart - Shovel knight by Jake Kaufman
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Boomstick: Like all good knights, our shovel-wielding friend protects himself with a suit of shining armor. Actually, he's got a few of th[1].
Wiz: His most capable, all-around set is the Dynamo Mail. Along with providing the kind of defense you need for fighting the forces of evil, it has an added bonus; hitting just about anything with his Shovel Drop builds up a powerful charge attack.
Boomstick: Normally, a large suit of armor comes with a lot of extra weight, but Shovel Knight doesn't let that slow him down.
Wiz: Even in full plates, our delving hero seemingly never tires and is agile enough to dodge everything from cannonballs to fireballs.
Boomstick: Actually, the weight is more of a bonus, since his attack of choice is bouncing on heads. Wiz, math that.
Wiz: On it! Comparing his height to these doors, Shovel Knight appears to be about 4'6" tall. Given his broad physique, he likely weighs approximately 100 pounds at most. In the 14th century, a knight's plate armor for combat typically weighed about 60 pounds. Scaling to Shovel Knight's height, his armor likely weighs 50 pounds. Including the five-pound shovel, he must drop with a force of over 6,700 joules of kinetic energy. In comparison, Mike Tyson can punch with up to 1,600 joules, and has knocked out 44 people in the ring. And Shovel Knight's striking power is over four times stronger than that.
Boomstick: Good job!
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The Betrayer - Shovel knight by Jake Kaufman
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Boomstick: No wonder Shovel Knight was able to take down the entire Order of No Quarter, including a giant steampunk mech and the Enchantress herself.
Wiz: He's also stubborn enough to hold his breath underwater for an impressively indefinite amount of time, and he even held his own against the Battletoads and Kratos, the upcoming God of War.
Boomstick: What the hell? Really? That's awesome! If you sell enough games, you can get anybody.
Wiz: But even after all that, Shovel Knight doesn't seem the most intelligent warrior. After all, the only reason he gave up on Shield Knight for so long is because he just assumed she was dead.
Boomstick: Still, he's one deadly warrior who isn't afraid to put his enemies six feet under. You know, 'cause he digs holes and stuff.
Shovel Knight and Shield Knight work together and finish off the Enchantress.
Prelude
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all!
Boomstick: But first, I've got some free food for 'ya!
Wiz and Boomstick read out an advertisement for Blue Apron.
Boomstick: But right now, IT'S TIME FOR A DEATH BATTLEEE!!!
Death Battle
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No Weapons Here - Shovel knight by Jake Kaufman
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Shovel Knight is seen walking on the road until he stumbles upon a trail of gems leading to McDuck Manor. He gets excited and strolls towards the mansion while collecting gems on the way. When he arrives inside, he finds dozens of treasure chests in the main room.
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The mansion's owner, Scrooge, walks into the room and finds Shovel Knight looting his chests and taking his jewelry. He yells and dashes towards the knight, knocking Shovel Knight from one of the chests to the side. After getting up, Shovel Knight clashes his shovel with the old duck's cane.
Shovel Knight wins the clash and delivers a decent combo on Scrooge, who then staggers backwards and runs back into his previous room. Shovel Knight tries to give chase, but a metal door slams down before him. He equips the Dust Knuckles to bust through the door and brings out his shovel again. Scrooge jumps up and down on his table screaming. Shovel Knight sends out a spark which knocks Scrooge off the table. Panting, Scrooge looks at his various vases and goblets. Shovel Knight looks happy as Scrooge prepares to whack a vase at him as if it were a golf ball. When he hits the vase, Shovel Knight uses his Flare Wand to destroy it. Scrooge knocks more artifacts at Shovel Knight, who uses his Shovel Drop to jump over them and try to land on Scrooge, but Scrooge evades it. Scrooge then pulls a cannon out from under the table, aims it at Shovel Knight, and fires a cannonball at him. Shovel Knight uses his fishing rod to catch the cannonball and send it back at Scrooge, causing both him and the cannon to fall through the floor.
Scrooge winds up falling into his vault full of gold coins. He screams and swims away when he sees the cannon fall into the coins with him. Shovel Knight drops down and catches the ladder. As he holds on, he is amazed by the large amount of gold coins in the room. Scrooge jumps out of the coins and manages to block another attack from Shovel Knight. The two then clash some more until Scrooge tries to pogo on Shovel Knight, with no effect. Shovel Knight grabs Scrooge and throws him onto the coins, before punching him with the Dust Knuckles. Scrooge gets up, only to get hit by another combo from Shovel Knight, who makes him bleed. Scrooge then uses the Anti-Inertia and Neutra-Friction rays to cause Shovel Knight to slip over and lose his shovel. Scrooge grabs the shovel and jumps into the air. Shovel Knight looks horrified as he sees Scrooge leaping towards him with his Shovel Blade.
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Title Theme - DuckTales (NES) by Hiroshige Tonomura
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Scrooge pogos on Shovel Knight's neck using the Shovel Blade three times, with the third strike decapitating Shovel Knight, whose body sinks into the coins.
Scrooge is seen shoveling his coins back into the Money Bin with the Shovel Blade, while Shovel Knight's head is impaled on a pole next to a sign that says "Thieves Beware!" outside of McDuck Manor.
Results
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Boss Battle - DuckTales: Remastered by Jake Kaufman
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Boomstick: Damn, that's cold. With his own weapon!
Wiz: Shovel Knight might have been able to uphold the Code of Shovelry, but he could not hold up to Scrooge's wealth of experience and superior strength.
Boomstick: Aside from the extra hundred plus years of experience he's got over Shovel Knight, Scrooge's feats blew him out of the water. For example, there's no way that Shovel could've put him down very quickly when he's powered through a minefield like it's nothing.
Wiz: And remember how he threw a coin across the Potomac River and rode across fast enough to catch it? Well, we know the average width of the river is 1,300 feet and he threw the coin at an angle of 20 degrees. After some quick calculations, this means he must have thrown the coin, boarded his boat, rode across the entire river, and exited the boat to catch the coin in less than 5.4 seconds. This means he must have been rowing the boat at speeds well over 164 miles per hour.
Boomstick: Jesus, how fast are his arms moving there?!
Wiz: To make all that work? At least 14,400 rotations per minute.
Boomstick: That's ducking awesome!
Wiz: He is strong enough to rip apart a steamboat after all. But regardless of Scrooge's power, Shovel Knight had very little options to defend against the duck's wackier physics-breaking weaponry. Those that could buy him some time could only last for so long, due to his limited supply of magic.
Boomstick: Plus, Scrooge has fought knights and magicians before, while Shovel Knight never fought anyone quite like Scrooge McDuck. Looks like Shovel Knight dug his own grave.
We cut to the "Winner" card.
Wiz: The winner is Scrooge McDuck.
Trivia
Production
- The connections between Scrooge McDuck and Shovel Knight are that they are both treasure-collecting adventurers with a unique melee weapon (a cane and a shovel, respectively) that they can hop on like pogo sticks. Both of them also faced-off against black-clad sorceresses (Magica de Spell and the Enchantress, respectively).
- Interestingly, in the 2017 version of DuckTales, Scrooge has a backstory similar to that of Shovel Knight; both lost someone close to them (Della Duck and Shield Knight, respectively), which caused them to abandon their adventures until something made them return to it, and eventually reunited with their lost companion to adventure together again.
- This is the first episode to have a portion of its animation be shown in DEATH BATTLE Cast as a sneak peak.
- This is the last episode in which Boomstick announces the next episode by saying "Next time on DEATH BATTLE...".
- Yacht Club Games, the developers of Shovel Knight, responded to the episode on Twitter after a fan brought their attention to it.
- This makes it the fourth episode to be acknowledged by one of the combatants' creators or series, after Beast VS Goliath, Dante VS Bayonetta, and Amy Rose VS Ramona Flowers, and with the next three being Danny Phantom VS American Dragon Jake Long, Saitama VS Popeye, and Omni-Man VS Homelander.
Errors
- The render used to announce Venom at the end of the Next Time trailer is one depicting Mac Gargan as Venom rather than Eddie Brock (who is featured in both the actual episode as well as every clip in said trailer).
Other
- This is the eighth Video Game VS Comic Book-themed episode, after Zitz VS Leonardo, Kratos VS Spawn, Thor VS Raiden, Fox McCloud VS Bucky O'Hare, Wolverine VS Raiden, Joker VS Sweet Tooth, and Amy Rose VS Ramona Flowers, and with the next five being Ultron VS Sigma, Black Widow VS Widowmaker, Black Canary VS Sindel, Harley Quinn VS Jinx, and Trunks VS Silver.
- This is also the fifth time the Comic Book character wins, after Zitz VS Leonardo, Kratos VS Spawn, Thor VS Raiden, and Joker VS Sweet Tooth, and with the next four being Ultron VS Sigma, Black Widow VS Widowmaker, Black Canary VS Sindel, and Trunks VS Silver.