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Episode 1: Did Batman Create Blindness?
Jocelyn centers the episode on Batman's time traveling adventures in Grant Morrison's The Return of Bruce Wayne, where Batman's a time bomb, possibly contributed to blindness, and found out some interesting facts about his parents.
Episode 2: Godzilla is Pearl Harbor Reincarnated?
This episode focuses on the movie 'Godzilla, Mothra and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack' and how Godzilla came back after being destroyed 50 years ago.
Music Used: Godzilla vs Destoroyah Original Opening Theme
Episode 3: RoboCop is actually JESUS??
This episode compares RoboCop's backstory to the Christian prophet Jesus Christ.
Music Used: RoboCop Theme
Episode 4: StarFox has Emotional Issues
This episode centers around the game Star Fox command, where she looks at all the endings of the game.
Episode 5: Cancer killed Captain America's Shield
This episode centers around the many times Captain America's shield has been destroyed.
Episode 6: Boba Fett is an IDIOT!!
This episode centers around the multiple times that Boba Fett has fallen into the Sarlacc.
Music Used: The Emperor Arrives - Star Wars Episode VI
Episode 7: Spider-Man KILLED Mary Jane with Cancer
This episode covers plenty of Spider-Man trivia, but focuses on the One More Day storyline.
Music Used: Spider-Man 60's Cartoon Theme - used in the end
Episode 8: Spider-Man rides out in the Spider-Mobile!
This episode covers even more trivia about Spider-Man, focusing on the creation of the Spider-Mobile.
Music Used: The Amazing Spider-Man Theme , Spider-Man 60's Cartoon Theme - used in the end
Episode 9 : Tony Stark's Tumor is Smarter Than You
In this episode, Jocelyn covers some of the weirdest Iron Man stories.
Music Used: Driving with the Top Down - Iron Man
Episode 10 : Super-Pets Need to Be Put to Sleep
This episode focuses on DC's League of Super-Pets and Ch'p's backstory.
Episode 11: Mario's Derpy Adventure.
Episode 12: How Sonic Got to Suck So Bad
In this episode, Jocelyn rants about the Sonic fanbase and the franchise's downfall.
Music Used: Chemical Plant Zone - Sonic 2
Episode 13: Goku vs Vegeta for World's Greatest... Dad?
Music Used: Goku's Super Saiyan Theme - Dragon Ball Z
Episode 14: Donkey Kong's Derpy Country
This episode covers the Donkey Kong County cartoon series.
Music Used: Donkey Kong Country Theme
Episode 15: Donkey Kong Switched Brains with a Robot???
This episode covers even more trivia about the Donkey Kong Country cartoon series.
Music Used: Donkey Kong Country (TV Show) Instrumental Theme - used at the end
Episode 16: Who Can Beat Superman??
This episodes focuses on that time when Muhammad Ali defeated Superman.
Episode 17: Punisher Shot Wolverine in the Dick?
This episode focuses on Wolverine's defeats including humiliating ones such as losing to The Punisher.
Music Used: Main Title - X-Men (2000)
Episode 18: Superman vs The KKK
This episode focuses on the time Superman fought the KKK on a radio show with a fellow radio star.
Music Used: Superman the Animated Series Full Theme
Episode 19: Samus' Manga Story is NUTS
This episode focuses on how Samus Aran grew up to be the most notable bounty hunters in the universe in an origin story.
Music Used: Super Metroid Orchestra Theme
Episode 20: Batman Dual Wielded Guns??
This episode focuses on Batman Odyssey and Jocelyn talks about how crazy it is.
Music Used: Batman Begins - Molossus
Episode 21: Fallout's Vault Secrets?
This episode focuses on the newest and silliest vaults in the Fallout series.
Episode 22: Samus' Nutty Manga Story (Part 2)
This episode continues explaining the story of the official Metroid manga.
Music Used: Super Metroid Orchestra Theme
Episode 23: Godzilla Got Dunked on by Charles Barkley???
This happened! Check out how this came to be.
Episode 24: Dumbledore is Death???
Jocelyn digs into the world of Wizardry and is more than 9 and 3/4 certain that Dumbledore may in fact be DEATH!
Episode 25: Batman's Horrible Villains
Batman may have some iconic villain, but he has some shitty bad guys. They all can't be winners.
Episode 26: Wolverine is Gay?
This episode focuses on the Wolverine from Earth-12025
Episode 27: The Avengers Fought Godzilla??
You know that one time the Avengers fought Godzilla? Timeless classic.
Music Used: Itchy and Scratchy Theme
Episode 28: Superman Cremated Himself and Batman??
This episode focuses on the story of Superman at Earth's End
Episode 29: Green Arrow's Horrible Special Arrows
Green Arrow sure has pulled a lot of crappy weapons out of his quiver...
Episode 30: The Most Derpy & Scary Pokémon
Not only do they have stupid names, they also do stupid things!
Music Used: Dark Cave/Ice Path - Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver Lavender Town - Pokemon FireRed/LeafGreen, Team Rocket's Secret Strategy - Pokemon Anime, I Got A Pokemon - Pokemon Anime - used in the ending
Episode 31: Mulan is WEAK AF
Who knew being as strong as a typhoon would make you so f'n weak??
Music used: I'll Make A Man Out Of You (Karaoke) - Mulan
Episode 32: He-Man's Derpy Sidekicks and Bad Guys
Ummm... What? Who? Why do these guys exists?
Music used: He-Man and the Masters of the Universe Theme
Episode 33: STUPID Superhero Disguises
Apparently a trench coat is like camouflage??
Episode 34: The Flash + Abe Lincoln + Nuclear Explosions = Comics
Have we told you that comics are f'n insane?
Music Used: A Lot Happened That Night - The Flash (2014), Hell of a Messenger - Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox - Used in the end
Episode 35: The Worst Nintendo Product Ever
It's awful. Just... awful
Music Used: Yoshi's Island - Super Mario World - Used for the majority of the segment
Episode 36: Deadpool + Thanos + Death = True Love
Deadpool has a boner for Death. Thanos had a boner for Death. Death has a boner for....?
Episode 37: KFC HAS A COMIC?? WTF?
Because this needed to happen.
Episode 38: Pokémon Nightmare Fuel
While many Pokémon are cute and cuddly, some are straight up terrifying.
Music Used: Pokémon FireRed/LeafGreen - Pokémon Tower
Episode 39: Stupid Comic Villains
Without villains we wouldn't have heroes, but man there have been some dumb ones over the years.
Episode 40: SCROOGE MCDUCK IS HOW RICH?!
This wealthy waterfowl may just be the richest fictional character of all time
Music Used: The Moon - DuckTales Remastered
Episode 41: Superman & Batman Jr. VS... Feminism?
Bruce and Clark Jr. team up to take on... Feminism?
Episode 42: Deadpool is Nicer Than You Think
Deadpool's done some pretty brutal things, but he's also got a softer side... in this own way
Episode 43: Why is the Millennium Falcon so FAST!?
We all know the Millennium Falcon ran the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs, but how?
Episode 44: Mario is Better than You!
He's got the plumbing, he's got the jumps, and he's got a whole lot of... jobs. He's a busy guy.
Episode 45: What the FLUX is w/ the DeLorean!?
Everyone love's Doc Brown's time traveling DeLorean, but did you know it's NOT his first time traveling device?
Episode 46: X-Men VS Star Trek & So Much More!
Sometimes comics get weird with "What if" scenario's... here's a few of our favorites!
Episode 47: Spider-Man's Aunt May Held the Powers Cosmic?!
Peter Parker's kindly Aunt May has done some interesting things in comics. Some of which involve Twinkies...
Music Used: Spider-Man's Theme - Marvel vs Capcom 3
Episode 48: Alfred is a BADASS Mother-BUTLER!
Batman may be pretty cool, but Alfred is second to none! Learn why it's always important to respect your elders in this episode of Desk of DEATH BATTLE!
Episode 49: Should ALL Comic movies be rated R!?
With the success of Deadpool and now Logan, Jocelyn dives into the question "Should all comic book movies be rated R?"
Episode 50: The Joker is a hero!?
Gotham's clown prince of crime might actually be the hero it needs!
Episode 51: The Making of Power Rangers!
Power Rangers is the Frankenstein's monster of entertainment! Jocelyn recounts how they re-purposed a Japanese show's footage and turned it into a titanic American franchise!
Episode 52: Mutants are DICKS!
If mutants worked together they could change the world! Instead they just fight each other and make it worse!
Music Used: X-Men Movie Theme (Fill in which movie version it was)
Episode 53: Batman's CRAZY Costumes!
The Dark Knight has more in his wardrobe than dark colors!