- ...And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle. (starting every episode)
- Alright, the combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.(beginning every match)
- If you were wearing a parka, which is cold resistant, and you were shot by Samus' ice beam, you would be frozen solid!
- Boomstick! That's a terrible idea! Any time you'd want to reload, you'd have to wait 9 months. (when Boomstick wants a "Baby Launcher" of some sort, during Yoshi's analysis)
- He's not a fairy! (his response when Boomstick mistakes Link for a fairy)
- Well that's stupid. That's like if you were nicknamed Boomstick because you just like shotguns. (on Tails' namesake)
- As someone with my own cybernetic arm that suffers constant glitches, I have to agree! Cyborgs are awesome! (on Fulgore and Sektor)
- Oh sorry. Arm's glitching up again. (after he punches Boomstick with his robot arm)
- NO! Not after last time! That poor intern... (when asked by Boomstick to play that knife finger stabby game during Tigerzord's analysis, possibly the reason Wiz uses robot arm)
- No one knows. (running gag during Ragna's analysis)
- When this person was born into the world, his parents looked at this child and decided they would name him "That Man"! (trying to explain to Boomstick the name of Guilty Gear's main villain, That Man)
- Few can withstand the overwhelming power of this sand shinobi... or Mama Boomstick's cooking. (on Gaara, while also poking fun at Boomstick)
- He has fallen into the Sarlacc a total of three times. Three! And the Sarlacc's not exactly running around looking for snacks. It's a friggin' hole in the ground! (on Boba Fett falling into the Sarlacc Pit)
- Wolverine's healing factor stems from his brain. Eh? Get it? Stem? Like Brain Stem? (on Wolverine's healing factor)
- DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE! (on Ganondorf's sad backstory)
- A word to the wise, this is why you use animals before moving to human trials, like I always do. (on Slipstream incident)
- Heroine. And by that I mean a strong, female protagonist. (on Ramona's convoluted abilities)
As one could tell by his name, Wiz is extremely intelligent and almost always keeps a cool head (though, there are somethings that can annoy/upset him, specifically Boomstick's vulgar traits). He also expresses anger and disgust with Doomsday's origin story involving him being killed over and over again by his creator, Bertron, for 30 straight years and even threatened to remove the latter's name from the "Hall of Mad Scientists" out of sheer spite. On the other hand, he is not above dissecting an unwilling Goomba for the sake of research and his only objection to Boomstick wanting to a build a "Baby Cannon" would be that such a weapon would require nine months (the time it takes for a pregnant woman to give birth to babies) to reload. It's also implied that Wiz has attempted to clone Boomstick behind the latter's back (presumably to replace him) and has admitted to making a deal with the Yakuza.
- In Fulgore VS Sektor, it's revealed that Wiz has a robotic arm that "suffers constant glitches", as demonstrated when he hits Boomstick.
- It's become a running joke that Wiz constantly finds universes with fictional metals that are somehow stronger and lighter than titanium
- He has apparently seen a turtle penis "for science".
- According to Boomstick, he once broke his arm falling out of a chair.
- Wizard secretly wants to use Boomstick as test subject for genetic engineering, to which Boomstick is very well aware of.
- It's confirmed by the Screwattack crew that, should DEATH BATTLE ever reach its final episode, the last fight will be a one-on-one match between Wizard and Boomstick.